- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Darude- Sandstorm

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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