- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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