How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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This is an anti joke

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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