- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

A man penetrates another man.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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