- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

A man penetrates another man.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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