Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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9/11

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

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