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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

i am writing this because i felt like it.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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