Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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