"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Who is it?

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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F? No k

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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