Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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OIO

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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raisin boogers

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Autism speaks but not really

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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