What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

The Pittsburgh Pirates

r u smart..... or ur black

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