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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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