What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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religion

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British Dentistry

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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meh

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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