Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

a man is running away

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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