Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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a man said hi.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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This is not an anti joke.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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