yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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you lose.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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