What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Nickelback

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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