- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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