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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Knock knock! Ding dong.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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