Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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