Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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