Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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This is not an anti joke.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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my gramma died

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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