- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Hitler

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

obama's promises

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Women's rights

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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