Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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