A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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