What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A seal walks into a club.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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