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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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