black people

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

*prepares this to get negative votes*

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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