Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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I'm HIV positive.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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