- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

its snowing on mount fuji

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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