- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

its snowing on mount fuji

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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