Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Cows are land manatees.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Nock Nock It's open.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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