Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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