- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

A possesed goat: "moo"

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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