- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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