- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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