- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

There's my tractor.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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