When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Ken wins!

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

your mom gave me head.....phones

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Are you a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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