Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Anti Joke

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