Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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