What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Where are you going Your house

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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DESERT

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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