The Game.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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i love to lick...

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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