How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Yo mama's fat.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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