- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

knock knock There's no door

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Sarah Palin

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Hi

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

my mind's eye?

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Black people stink of shite!

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