What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Daym im romantic

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giddy goat

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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