Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A dyslexic blind man

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Anti Joke

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