Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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