There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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