What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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banana

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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