Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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knock knock get lost!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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