- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Hello.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

we all know sammi has a penis

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Justin Bieber

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

full house

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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