- Anti Joke

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Who is it?