- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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