- Anti Joke

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Here's another:

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S