Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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