A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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out of your comfort zone

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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And more;

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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