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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what is orange? an orange

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

knock knock whose there? my penis.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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