what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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penis

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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hi

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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