- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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