- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

what does a chair look like? a chair.

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