Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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whats 69+2? 71

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Reading books

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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