So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Black People

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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