- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

i have yougurt with tractor

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

kcuf read it backwards

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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