- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

roses are red. violets are violet...

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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