America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Paper shield.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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