What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Rick santorum

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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