Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

What's big and white?

Women's rights

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

How are cars made? By magic.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Jesse gets so many ladies

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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