A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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