Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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