There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Your future.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

People Order Our Patties

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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