Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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How high is a Chinaman

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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