why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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