- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

my gave me a game i said thank you

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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