- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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