A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Guess what? The Game.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Anti Joke

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