Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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