Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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woman..parallel parking

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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this is not a joke.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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