- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

women's rights

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What can fly? Lots of things

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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