if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

You will not press the like button.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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