- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

i just pooped that is all!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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