Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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