- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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