- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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