Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Who wants $300? Me too.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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