An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

guess what chicken butt

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

why is this joke funny because your laughing

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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