- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Im black

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Jerry.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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