- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Your mother is average.

a seal walks into a club.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Is maynaise an instrument?

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

F? No k

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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