Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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im gay

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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