- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Is maynaise an instrument?

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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