- Anti Joke

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.