- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

every knight i see an owl at window

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What does two plus two equal? 4

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