Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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mark lawson likes boys

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Daym im romantic

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Justin

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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were you expecting a joke

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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