- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

women's rights

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

child labor

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

have you ever had african food? neither have they

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