- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What time is it? 20:45.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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